MK: *looking at ginormous cocktail ring that's about to be a lightning deal on amazon* I may need this.
RTO: hmmmm, guess we'll find out in fifteen minutes.
*fifteen minutes later*
MK: *sees price is fifty odd dollars* oh, maybe not.
RTO: that's more than your wedding ring cost.
MK: it has been fifteen years. maybe it's time for an upgrade.