I crack myself up...

RTO: I almost bought some Devil Dog Brew coffee today.

MK: oh yeah?

RTO: yep

MK: how much is it?

RTO: $9.99 for 12 oz.

MK: whoa

RTO: right, that's like twice as much as what we're currently drinking.

MK: well, is it civet poop coffee?

RTO: no.

MK: do the devil dogs poop it out?

RTO: I'm not talking to you any more.

MK: *continues giggling uncontrollably*