kinda morbid

but, I heard about this while driving home the other night. They said that she fell asleep while boiling eggs. and I thought "hmmm, knowing my luck I wouldn't even have to fall asleep"

note for the humor impaired (RTO) I probably wouldn't have to fall asleep to have a pot of boiling eggs burst into flames. no, I probably wouldn't die, just set the house on fire. :P