Saturday, February 26, 2005

Who the I-I311 do you think you are?

FrankJ posted these questions, and I debated answering them, then i saw that Redun did it, so what the hey?

1. Who the hell do you think you are?
um, i hate these kinds of questions, NEXT!!!

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
despite my efforts i'm account clerking. whee! and i really wouldn't call bloggin my job, i don't get anything for this. Unless you live somewhere in the D/FW area and could use a singer and or pianist. but, then that's not really mad blog money is it?

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
um, no, and is that something to be proud of? RTO thought he wanted to do it but figured it wasn't for him when they asked how he'd ask somebody about their deceased (fill in the blank) and he said, "I wouldn't" ha ha, that's a good one. i feel a lot the same. oh, and i think my sister and i used to make papers when we were little, she had this fun letter stamping thing, good for headlines.

4. Do you even read newspapers?
yes, i read the dallas morning news, mainly for the comics and local happenings. okay, and reviews of some of the things i'm involved in and some who have turned me down, They'll be sorry! i've never been in anything with a bad review, lukewarm, sure, but trashing? no. (yeah the one time i got a mention by name it was something like "MK was made good use of in several numbers" what am i supposed to do with that? that's me! filler! must be all the hot dogs i ate growing up.

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
only when RTO isn't here. ;D oh, and the local morning things, crud that's on fox. and the nbc local and national news, though brian williams isn't really doing it for me. (best Tom Brokaw moment, i forget who he was introducing but he said something like "blah, blah, blah, who some women would call....a hottie" i lost it, i guess you just had to be there.

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
no, for my health. though i did listen to NPR today, their monotone is relaxing.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
as has been mentioned by others i get an occasional email.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
i only strive to silence tv ads with the tivo! as for my friends, um, a lot of them have guns.

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
i wouldn't say i'm ignorant, but i much prefer to stay home. it's the best place to wear my pajamas.

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
see above

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
well, someone had to stay home and take care of the kitties.

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?
maybe, and no.

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
i prefer not to think about that one. unless you count hair gel, cause yeah, i use that most days. have you seen my hair?

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
RTO's wife, and Maggie and Carlos and Roxie's mom. the crazy guy at work's sounding board. soprano II in the symphony chorus. singin',paintin', knittin', crochetin', piano playin' hack. ph34r m3y3 m4d 5ki11z, or not, cause i probably won't ever find out, staying at home all the time and all that.