bathroom debate....

RTO: i think tomorrow when i come home i'll put the toilet outside...

MK: what? in the front yard?

RTO: ha ha, no, just over on the side.

MK: um, why not just put it in the garage.

RTO: where?

MK: by the door

RTO: well, then it will just be in the way

MK: i just don't think outside is a good idea.

RTO: who's going to see it? nobody's going to see it!

MK: um, people in the alley. besides what if someone decides they really need a toilet.

RTO: well, they wouldn't want this one.

MK:

RTO:

MK:

RTO: maybe i should plant a rose bush in it?