oh please!

MK: hello?

person on the phone who just called and i answered, cause at least the number showed up on the caller id: Hello, is Richard there?

MK: you've got the wrong number.

potpwjcaiacaltnsuotci: uh, maybe i wrote the name down wrong, can i speak to the man or lady of the house.

MK: they're not here, can i take a message?

potpwjc(oh forget it!): no thanks.

*click*

that was smooth. i'll have to remember that one.