This may get me in trouble....

but, gee the stupidity....

Golf course superintendents often keep a low profile. But "in the golf course hierarchy structure, the superintendent is your third- or fourth-most important person in the organization," said [name of golf course redacted to protect the, uh, innocent] general manager [name also omitted because it wouldn't surprise me if someone liked to vanity google] (my emphasis added)

Yeah, who needs stinkin' grass to play golf? or have they found some special greens that just mantain themselves? ;P