in which RTO laughs at my pain...

MK: this tongue thing makes it painful to talk. *sticks tongue out*

RTO: what the heck did you do? you've bruised it and maybe bled a bit.

MK: I was just...

RTO: you were drinking water weren't you? heh

MK: no, I was eating a brownie, not that that makes it make any more sense.

RTO: ha ha, only you could do that drinking water.

MK: eating a brownie.

RTO: yeah, how did that happen?

MK: It doesn't make sense does it? unless I had some kind of tongue spasm or something.