evening conversation (with blurry pictures)...

MK: "aaaagh, I can't stand this carpet! get me outta here!"

RTO: what?

MK: oh, that's my slug impression. of this one over here.


RTO: I don't see it.

MK: It's right there!

RTO: oh.

MK: ugh, and there's another one, but he's smart and heading back for the door.


RTO: huh

MK:

RTO: oh hey, there's another one...


MK: yeah, he died a few days ago.

RTO: a few days ago!?

MK: I don't touch slugs.

RTO: *goes and gets salt*

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RTO: you do NOT want to go out there. they're everywhere!