conversations

MK: *looking at ginormous cocktail ring that's about to be a lightning deal on amazon* I may need this.

RTO: hmmmm, guess we'll find out in fifteen minutes.

*fifteen minutes later*

MK: *sees price is fifty odd dollars* oh, maybe not.

RTO:  that's more than your wedding ring cost.

MK: it has been fifteen years. maybe it's time for an upgrade.