i lu-u-uv alliteration....

seems like whenever the animals misbehave RTO and i spend time thinking of phrases to describe them. so last night we had quite the brainstorm.

my favorite(credit RTO) Canine of Corrective lens Consumption.

peepers purloiner
i gues along those lines i could add the puppy peepers eater.

optics absconder

spectacle swallower

please feel free to leave others in the comments. i know we came up with more, but i can't remember them.